"I was there when B& N closed its store on the West Side
Made damn sure that Amazon never shed a tear or cried
Pleased to meet you let me work the spindle
But what's troubling you is demonizing Kindle
I was there when they just ended the Sunday book review
when chick lit trash and vampire cash made good authors kind of blue
sent the bookstore rents so high that they caused literary woes
caused the indies to shut down and replaced by all those Trader Joes...
Pleased to meet you-but I take no blame
for the CFO's who started up this game...."